Can she get the Chechen?
And, predictably, thousands of girls on Twitter can’t stop creaming their panties over how “hot” the Marathon bomber is. Chicks dig jerks, part 1,209,771.

If he somehow gets set free one day, maybe he could open a jihadist academy/PUA bootcamp. “Want to get lots of cute girls insanely attracted to you? My method never fails!”

Comment: All these young women, and without having gazillion dollars. Lancelot and Genevieve, Islamic style.