This very morning, the police paid me a visit to ask me why I hadn’t been wearing shoes for a couple of days, instead wearing socks only.
Simple; I had an infection in the left toe of my left foot caused by wearing shoes that were too “unbroad” (opposite of broad, not small or tight in all dimensions). The doctor ordered to postpone buying new shoes until my toe had healed. That’s why.
oogenhand 
Reblogged this on Will S.' Anarcho-Tyranny Blog and commented:
“I’m sorry, officer; is not wearing shoes against the law? If not, then it’s not your business why I was wearing socks only!”
Good answer! Can I re-reblog?
Sure! 🙂